If you’re easily offended, best fuck off now and buy some socks instead. Our funny rude gifts aren't for you anyway.

Because socks are shite
Witchy Birthday Gifts
Another year older and still dealing with cosmic fuckery? Whether she’s hexing exes, moon-bathing topless, or just done with everyone’s bullshit, this mug is fucking perfect.

Old, Grumpy & gloriously rude
Birthday Gifts For Women
She's survived decades of nonsense, and frankly, she's done being polite. Whether she's side-eyeing youths or moaning about the neighbours this mug sums her up perfectly!

because people suck & cat's don't talk shit
For the people-dodger
They're not anti-social, they just have a low dickhead tolerance. Small talk? No thanks. Human interaction? Hard pass. They'd rather hang out with their cat!
Naughty Gifts
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Hex First, Let Karma Sort the Rest – Gothic Witch 20oz Insulated thermal Tumbler
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It’s Not a Bad Day, It’s Just Mercury Being a Dick – Funny Witchy Mug
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Rude & Sweary Zodiac Mugs & Tote Bags – Funny Inappropriate Astrology Gifts
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1950s Housewife Tote Bag | Sarcastic Shopping Bag | Funny Retro Cotton Tote | Sassy Quote Bag | Middle Finger Gift | Vintage Humour Bag
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I Shit Rainbows and Don’t Give a Fuck Unicorn Mug - Funny, Rude Coffee Mug, Quirky Gift for Unicorn Lovers, Hilarious Gag Mug
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Choke Me Daddy Hoodie -xs to 5xl - Funny, Naughty Gift for Him/Her, Sarcastic, Adult Humour, Couple Hoodie, Sexy Joke, Valentine’s, Fun Sweatshirt
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Merry Christmas F*ckers Cheeky Festive 1950s Style Pin-Up Mug – 11oz Black Handle – Funny Holiday Gift for Adults Limited Edition
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Too Tired To GAF Funny Coffee Mug – Perfect Sarcastic Gift for Tired Mums, Overworked Friends, Colleagues | 11oz & 15oz Options | Colour Handles Available | Ideal for Birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Secret Santa
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Sorry Santa I've Been Naughty Christmas Jumper – Funny Holiday Sweatshirt, Festive Christmas Jumper in Fire Red, Navy, Pink & More
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Merry Fucking Christmas Personalised Mug – Hilarious Xmas Gift, Sarcastic Christmas Present, Custom Name Holiday Mug
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Fuck You Middle Finger Vinyl Decal Sticker – Hilariously Rude, Pearlescent Orange/Pink/Green – Perfect for Mugs, Laptops, Windows, and More
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Curvy Plus Size Alice Wonderland Christmas Tumbler - 20oz Insulated Stainless Steel with Reusable Straws - Cheeky Wonderland Winter Vibes
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Twisted Wonderland Alice Tumbler – 20oz Stainless Steel Insulated Cup – Quirky Fantasy Drinkware – Perfect Gothic Gift for Tea Lovers or Fairytale Fans
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Birthday Wanker Funny Mug - Cheeky Birthday Gift for Him, Banter Mug, Gag Gift Idea
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Grumpy Old Bird Funny Rude Mug for women
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Grumpy Old Fart Mug – Sarcastic Gift for Men, Hilarious Coffee Cup for Dad, Grandad, Uncle, Husband, Boyfriend, Funny Birthday or Christmas Present
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Bee More Cunty Hoodie – Bold Skull & Bees Design – Funny, Sarcastic Gift for Women – Charcoal, Black, Burgundy, Navy
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Always Be a Good C*nt Funny Mug – Cheeky, Swear Word Gift, 11oz/15oz Ceramic Mug for Friends, Banter, Birthday, or Just Because!
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Always Be a Good C*nt Hoodie – Funny Slogan Hoodie, Cheeky Gift for Friends, Unisex Hoodie
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No Time for Bullsht Sweatshirt – Funny Exhausted Jumper | Anti-Social Statement Sweater Too Tired for Shtty People | Sarcastic Gift
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Christmas C*nt Hot Bitch Sweatshirt - Funny Rude Xmas Jumper for Anti-Christmas Vibes | Winter Loungewear
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Proud Member of the C*nt Club Hoodie – Sassy & Bold Gift Idea | Funny Women's Hoodie, Sarcastic Sweatshirt | Birthday, Hen Party, Girls’ Night Out!
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IDGAF Era - Funny Graphic Jumper | Gift for Rebel Women | Oversized Sweatshirt | Birthday, Hen Party, Everyday Wear
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Zen High T-Shirt | Cannabis-Inspired Chill Tee | Unisex Sizes S-5XL | Funny Weed Gift for Her | Weed Fashion
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Cheese Slut Black T-Shirt – Funny Graphic Tee for Cheese Lovers | Bold & Cheeky Women's T-Shirt
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Nice Gifts
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Progress Not Perfection Mug - Mental Health Gift - Inspirational Coffee Mug - Self Care Gift for Women - Positivity Mug - Motivational Gift for Anxiety and Depression
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Gaming Wolf Mug or Tumbler – Wolf Gamer XP Design – Perfect for Gamers, Birthdays, Milestone Celebrations & More
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Funny "I’m Not Perfect, However I Am English, Which Is Even Better!" Mug or Tumbler | British Humour Gift | Proud English Gift for Him or Her | Coffee Mug | Tea Lover Present
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Best Cat Dad Ever Personalised Mug – Custom Name Cat Lover Gift, Perfect for Father’s Day, Birthdays & Christmas
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Thank You Grandad Mug – Sentimental Gift for Grandfather, Perfect for Christmas, Birthday, or Grandparents Day Thoughtful Present for Grandad from Grandchildren
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Thank You Grandma Mug – Sentimental Christmas or Birthday Gift for Grandmother / Nan
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Curvy Plus Size Alice Wonderland Christmas Tumbler - 20oz Insulated Stainless Steel with Reusable Straws - Cheeky Wonderland Winter Vibes
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I'm Not Lazy, I'm in Energy Saving Mode Funny Coffee Mug – Colourful Handle Options – Perfect Gift for Couch Potatoes, Chill Masters & Work-from-Home Pros
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Yes, I'm a Grumpy Old Man Funny Mug - Sarcastic Gift for Husbands, Dads & Grandads - Perfect for Birthdays, Father’s Day & Retirement
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Allergic to Stupid People Funny Mug – Anti-Stupidity Pills Design | Sarcastic Humour Gift for Friends, Office Banter, Birthdays, and More
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Moonlit Coffee Skeleton T-Shirt | Spooky Coffee Lover Tee | Gothic Women's Shirt | Halloween Gift | Unisex Sizes S-5XL | Quirky Skull Fashion
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Straighten Your Crown Personalised Daughter Mug -
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Personalised I love Canada Beaver Mug with Maple Syrup Stack – Custom Name Gift, Canadian Souvenir, Cute Beaver Lover Present
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Animal Mini Colour Pencil Set with built in Sharpener | 12 Colour Pencils for Kids | Fits Inside Mugs | Perfect Party Favours & Creative Gifts
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Lunar Legend Gamer Mug – Personalised Astronaut Gaming Gift for Space Lovers, Geeky Gamers, & Sci-Fi Fans – Perfect for Birthdays, Christmas, and Father's Day
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Wolf Lady Mug - Personalised Cute & Sassy Wolf Character - Perfect Gift for Wolf Lovers, Birthdays & Mother's Day
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More Cheese Please Funny Devil Cheese Mug – Quirky Gift for Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Brother, Sister, Secret Santa, Office Humour, Birthday, Christmas
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Gamer Girl Mug or Tumbler with Custom Name – Personalised Gift for Her | Gaming Mug & Tumbler | Perfect Gift for Gamer Girls
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Wonderfully Strange Personalised Mug – Alternative Gothic Anime Character Gift, Custom Name Goth Mug, Unique Coffee Mug, 11oz & 15oz Ceramic, 20oz Tumbler
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Mental Health Warrior Mug or Tumbler | Personalised Mental Health Awareness Gift | Perfect for Home, Office, or On-the-Go Heartfelt Christmas, Mother's Day, Birthday Gift for Mum, Daughter, Sister, Nan, Auntie & Friends
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PCOS Warrior Personalised Mug or Tumbler | Custom Name PCOS Awareness Gift | Inspirational Polycystic Ovary Syndrome Fighter Cup | Warrior Woman Collection
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Endometriosis Warrior Personalised Mug or Tumbler | Custom Name Endo Awareness Gift | Inspirational Endometriosis Fighter Cup | Warrior Woman Collection
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Grandparent Mug - Customised with Grandchildren's Names and Genders | Unique Duck Gift for Nan, Granny, Grandad | Special Keepsake Mug
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You're About as Useful as a Chocolate Teapot Funny Mug - Sarcastic Gift for Friends, Office Humour, Secret Santa, Novelty Ceramic Coffee Cup
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Just Ask a Unicorn for a Rainbow Smoothie! Fun Unicorn Mug | Cute Rainbow Drink Mug | Perfect Gift for Unicorn Lovers | 11oz & 15oz Ceramic Mug
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Elderly Woman’s Fight to Stay in Her Home – A Daughter’s Desperate Plea for Compassion
I’m fighting desperately to protect my frail, elderly mum from losing her home of over 30 years. My mum, Maureen Brum, weighs just 5 stone 5 lb, and that’s because the anxiety and stress of this entire situation have taken such a devastating toll on her health. She’s lost so much weight from the overwhelming pressure and constant fear of losing her home.
She’s incredibly vulnerable, struggling with severe anxiety, short-term memory issues, low blood pressure, and constant head and hand tremors. Her GP has made it painfully clear that moving her would be seriously harmful to her health. But Notting Hill Genesis insists she has to downsize to keep her tenancy, making decisions based on policies and box-ticking rather than her very real and urgent medical needs.
She doesn’t even live alone. Her grandson lives with her to help care for her, and they only under-occupy by one small box room. But that doesn’t seem to matter. To them, it feels like she’s just another number on a spreadsheet, not a human being who has worked hard her whole life and just wants to feel safe in her own home.
My mum has been working six days a week and paying full rent and council tax since my brother passed away in May 2021. She’s done everything right. But when she applied for tenancy succession, NHG rejected her application, claiming she hadn’t provided proof of living there during a specific period – a period they never even asked for until much later in the process.
Now they’ve offered her a discretionary tenancy, but only if she moves to a smaller property. But her health is so fragile that moving could genuinely be life-threatening. It feels like no one is actually listening, and the decisions are being made based on ticking boxes instead of looking at the devastating impact this is having on her health and well-being.
I have an army of beautiful earth angels supporting me, and I’m so grateful for each and every one of them. But it feels like every organization and professional I’ve approached just isn’t too bothered. That’s how it seems. It feels like I’m screaming into an abyss, and no one is truly listening.
I've set up a GoFundMe to help ease my mum’s financial burden during this nightmare. Her petition already has over 50,000 signatures, which shows just how many people see the injustice happening here.
Please, if you can, support us and share our story. Every bit of help means more than I can put into words.
GoFundMe: [CLICK NOW]
Petition: [CLICK HERE]
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