It’s Not a Bad Day, It’s Just Mercury Being a Dick – Funny Witchy Mug

The Ultimate Mug for Anyone Who’s Had Enough of Mercury Retrogrades Nonsense!

You know that feeling—technology glitches, miscommunications, people acting like absolute lunatics? Yeah, blame Mercury. If you or someone you know is always ranting about Mercury retrograde disasters, this funny, sassy witch-themed coffee mug is the ultimate way to sip your tea (or coffee) while the universe wreaks havoc.

Gifting experts say the best presents are the ones that make people laugh, feel seen, and actually get used—this mug does all three. Whether it’s for your witchy best friend, astrology-obsessed sister, or your own self-care routine, this mug will remind everyone that it’s not them—it’s the planets being a pain in the arse.

And let's be real: if Mercury’s going to ruin your day, you might as well have caffeine in hand while it happens.

🔮 Why This Mug is a Must-Have?

✅ Hilariously Relatable – Because let’s face it, Mercury is always up to something dodgy.
✅ Perfect for Any Witchy Babe – Whether they read tarot, follow astrology, or just love sarcastic mugs.
✅ Aesthetic & Sassy – Gothic witch artwork with celestial and occult vibes.
✅ A Practical Gift That Won’t Collect Dust – Unlike that crystal they forgot to cleanse.
✅ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because who has time for handwashing during a planetary meltdown?

📏 Product Details You Need to Know

• Size: 11oz (the perfect amount of caffeine for dealing with cosmic chaos).
• Material: Durable high-quality ceramic that keeps drinks warm.
• Colour: Classic white mug with full-wrap vibrant print on both sides (so lefties and righties both win).
• Care Instructions: Microwave and dishwasher safe—but for long-lasting magic, avoid super hot washes.

🚀 Fast & Secure Shipping

• Dispatched within 1-3 working days – No waiting weeks for the planets to align.
• Securely packaged to ensure your mug arrives without a single scratch.
• Royal Mail 48-hour standard or 24-hour tracked delivery upgrade available!

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Astrology & Witchcraft Lovers!

Whether they’re a tarot reader, moon child, celestial queen, or just a sarcastic witch, this witchy astrology mug is guaranteed to be a hit. It’s funny, unique, and actually useful—perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Halloween, or just as a self-care treat.

Don’t wait—Mercury’s about to go retrograde again, and you’ll need all the caffeine and coping mechanisms you can get. Click ‘Add to Basket’ now before Mercury messes up your WiFi!