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No Time for Bullsht Sweatshirt β Funny Exhausted Jumper | Anti-Social Statement Sweater Too Tired for Shtty People | Sarcastic Gift
No Time for Bullsht Sweatshirt β Funny Exhausted Jumper | Anti-Social Statement Sweater Too Tired for Shtty People | Sarcastic Gift
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Are you exhausted and far too tired to deal with other peopleβs nonsense? This sweatshirt is your new best friend! πββοΈ With a cheeky and relatable "No Time for Bullsh*t" slogan and a colourful, over-the-top cartoon character that captures your done with the world vibe, this jumper is the perfect armour against all the drama life throws at you. Whether you're powering through work meetings, surviving a long family gathering, or just vibing in your PJs, this sweatshirt has you covered in the comfiest, sassiest way possible. π
This is more than just a sweatshirtβit's a statement piece that screams βIβm exhausted and I simply canβt be bothered with sh*tty people.β Perfect for introverts, anti-social butterflies, or anyone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm. Wear it to work, on lazy days at home, or gift it to a friend who understands the true meaning of being absolutely done with everything. π
π Why You Need This Sweatshirt in Your Life:
- Super Soft Material: Crafted from an 80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester blend (75% Cotton/25% Polyester for Heather Grey), itβs soft, durable, and oh-so-comfy.
- Perfect Fabric Weight: At 280gsm, itβs the right balance of warmth and breathabilityβgreat for all seasons.
- Stylish Fit: Drop shoulder design for that casual yet stylish vibe. Who said you canβt look good while being sarcastic?
- High-Quality Print: The funny βNo Time for Bullsh*tβ design is printed to last, so no need to worry about it fading away (unlike your patience for people).
- Eco-Friendly Packaging: Delivered in 100% plastic-free packaging because we care about the planetβ¦ even if weβre done with people. π
- Unisex Design: Suitable for anyone whoβs tired of life's BSβgreat for men, women, or anyone who needs a good laugh.
π Sizing Details:
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chest | 34" | 36" | 40" | 44" | 48" | 52" | 56" | 59" | 62" |
Half Chest (cm) | 50 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 68 | 72 | 76 | 80 |
Body Length (cm) | 66.5 | 68 | 71 | 74 | 77 | 80 | 83 | 86 | 89 |
Sleeve Length (cm) | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68 | 69.5 | 71 | 72.5 | 73.5 | 74.5 |
βοΈ Available Colours: Classic Black & Ash Grey
This sweatshirt comes in two super versatile colours, so whether youβre in the mood for moody black or chic ash grey, youβll be serving sarcasm in style.
π§ How to Care for Your Sass-Filled Sweatshirt:
- Wash at 30Β°C to keep that bold attitude fresh
- Avoid Tumble Drying (just like you avoid drama) to preserve its quality
- No Ironing Over the Designβthis slogan doesnβt need any extra heat!
π Perfect Gift for:
- Anyone who's far too tired of dealing with sh*tty people (we all know someone!)
- A sarcastic friend or coworker who canβt stand lifeβs BS
- Introverts and anti-social folks who need the world to back off, please and thank you
- A quirky, hilarious Christmas gift or birthday present
- Stress relief in sweatshirt formβbecause letβs face it, clothes that speak your mind are therapeutic
π Customer Service that Actually Cares:
- Fast, friendly support within 24 hoursβif you've got questions or issues, Iβm here to help!
- Damaged on arrival? Send me a photo of the item and your order number, and Iβll sort it out quicker than you can say βbullsh*t.β
Donβt let this one-of-a-kind, hilarious sweatshirt slip awayβwhether youβre buying it for yourself or someone whoβs done with lifeβs nonsense, itβs sure to be a hit! Wear your exhaustion with pride and let your wardrobe do the talking.
#π Hit that βAdd to Cartβ button now and get ready to enjoy all the sass and comfort!