Choke Me Daddy Hoodie -xs to 5xl - Funny, Naughty Gift for Him/Her, Sarcastic, Adult Humour, Couple Hoodie, Sexy Joke, Valentine’s, Fun Sweatshirt
Choke Me Daddy Hoodie -xs to 5xl - Funny, Naughty Gift for Him/Her, Sarcastic, Adult Humour, Couple Hoodie, Sexy Joke, Valentine’s, Fun Sweatshirt
🔥 Make a bold statement with a touch of sass! This cheeky "Choke Me Daddy" hoodie is perfect for anyone who loves to mix humour with a little spice. Whether you're rocking it at a festival, lounging at home, or surprising someone special with a naughty gift, this hoodie combines comfort, style, and a dash of mischief. 😏
💎 What makes it special?
- ✨ Material: 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester for premium softness and durability.
- Heather Grey: 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
- Charcoal: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
- ✨ Fabric weight: 280gsm – lightweight, cosy, and long-lasting.
- ✨ Design: Drop shoulder style with a modern fit and bold slogan that speaks volumes.
- ✨ Details: Kangaroo pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem, soft brushed cotton inner, and twin needle stitching for extra durability.
🧼 How to care:
- Wash at 30°C to keep it fresh and bold.
- Turn inside out to protect the print.
- No ironing directly on the design – keep it sharp!
📏 Size Guide:
Size | To Fit Chest Size | Half Chest (cm) | Body Length (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) |
---|---|---|---|---|
XS | 34 inch | 49 | 64 | 57.5 |
S | 36 inch | 51 | 67 | 59 |
M | 40 inch | 56 | 70 | 60.5 |
L | 44 inch | 61 | 73 | 62 |
XL | 48 inch | 65 | 76 | 63.5 |
XXL | 52 inch | 69 | 79 | 65 |
3XL | 56 inch | 73 | 82 | 66.5 |
4XL | 60 inch | 78 | 86 | 68.5 |
5XL | 64 inch | 83 | 90 | 70.5 |
🌱 Eco-Friendly and Sustainable:
We’re proud to offer slow fashion that’s better for the planet! 🪴 Your hoodie is lovingly made-to-order, which means it takes 5-7 working days to create before being shipped. No fast fashion here – just quality you can feel good about!
🌍 Packaging with purpose:
Your hoodie will arrive in eco-friendly, recyclable paper mailers. Durable, weatherproof, and guilt-free – helping you look good while keeping the planet happy.