They Call Me the Cheese Slut Mug – Funny Cheese Lover Gift, Naughty Novelty Mug, Cheesy Humour for Foodies, Office Laughs, Secret Santa, Birthday Gag Gift

They Call Me the Cheese Slut Mug – Because I’d Fuck a Block of Cheddar if I Could

Listen, if loving cheese makes you a slut, then slap on the label and own it. This mug is for the unapologetic dairy devourers, the Brie bingers, the Cheddar chompers, and the Gouda guzzlers who would trade their own granny for a well-aged block of Stilton. Whether you're fuelling up with coffee, tea, or a meltdown over an empty cheese drawer, this mug is the perfect sidekick for your lactose-laden lifestyle. 🧀😈

🏷️ Options & Details:

Sizes Available:
📏 11oz (9.5cm tall) – Standard cuppa for standard cheese cravings.
📏 15oz (11.5cm tall) – For the absolute cheese-obsessed who need a bigger vessel for their dairy devotion (or just an excuse to drink more).

Handle & Interior Colours (11oz only):
💛 White, Yellow, Pink, Purple, Red, or Classic Black – Match your mug to your mood (or your favourite cheese).

Handle & Interior Colours (15oz only):
🖤 Black or White – Keep it sleek and sexy, just like a perfectly aged block of Parmesan.

🧀 Material & Care Instructions:

• Premium ceramic – Because your cheese deserves a mug that’s as sturdy as your love for it.
• Microwave Safe – Warm up your brew (or just stare at it while thinking about cheese).
• Dishwasher Safe – Just like a good cheese knife, easy cleaning is essential (moderate temps recommended to keep the design looking fresh).

⚠️ Pro Tip: Handle with care like you would your favourite wheel of Brie - excessive heat can make the design fade, just like your willpower around a cheeseboard.

🌟 Why You’ll Love It:

🧀 Loud & Proud Design – Features a devilishly fun cheese character, complete with horns and a trident, because let’s be real—cheese is pure temptation.
🔄 Double-Sided Print – So whether you’re left-handed, right-handed, or just waving your mug in the air like you don’t care, everyone can see your cheesy devotion.
✏️ Personalisation Available – Want your name on it? A cheeky message? Maybe something like "Certified Camembert Connoisseur", "Big Cheese Energy", or "Smells Like Matured Desire"? Drop us a note, and we’ll make it uniquely yours.

🛠️ Made with Cheese-Loving Care:

🖤 Sublimation printed in-house – No dodgy, cheap transfers here. Just high-quality inks and paper to keep your cheese slut status looking crisp.
📦 Secure Packaging – Arrives wrapped up snug so it doesn’t suffer the same fate as that one wedge of Brie you forgot about in the back of the fridge.

📦 Shipping & Delivery:

🚀 Fast Dispatch – Shipped within 1-3 working days, because waiting for cheese (or cheese-related merch) is actual torture.
📮 Delivery Options:

• Royal Mail 48-hour tracked – Standard, like a nice mild cheddar.
• Royal Mail 24-hour tracked – For those who NEED IT NOW like an addict eyeing up the last piece of halloumi.

💬 Customer Service:

Got a question? We’re here to help faster than you can say "Pass the Camembert." Contact us, and we’ll respond within 24 hours.

If your mug arrives damaged, take a photo and email it to pypoguk@gmail.com along with your order number. We’ll get it sorted faster than you can inhale a cheese toastie.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Cheese Addicts:

Perfect for cheese lovers, foodies, and anyone who appreciates a bit of naughty humour. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa, office swap, or just because you need to celebrate your own dairy addiction, this mug delivers.

🛒 Don’t let this cheesy masterpiece slip away—add to cart now and embrace your inner cheese slut! 🧀🔥